Listen, you twit, I've put up with a lot from you because of our increasingly inexplicable friendship. But firing you is seeming like the most likely option here. I was nice enough to let Crane's science fair project your boyfriend come to the office without being thrown out on his skinny ass, and what's my reward?

A group of horrified employees ( Read more... )

-“Now, if you’re going to sexually harass someone, at least be classy about it. Don’t just tell them you want to pound them into the ground. Take them out to dinner. Compliment them. Then tell them you want to pound them into the ground.”

-“We’re going to demonstrate some anti-sexual harassment techniques. Now I’m going to come at you like the ( Read more... )

Clearly, you need to be kept on a tighter leash, so I have two sets of instructions for you ( Read more... )